i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Farmville is her only friend.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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