i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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