Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i think i have two assholes
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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