I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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