I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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