I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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