I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Less talking, more tequila
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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