this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
