Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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