HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
