so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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