the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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