He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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