Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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