Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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