he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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