That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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