I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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