i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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