He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
