sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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