everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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