he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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