is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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