Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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