There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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