normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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