he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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