Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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