You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
