I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you win again, gameday.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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