My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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