What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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