Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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