the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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