I need help removing her.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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