Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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