But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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