Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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