that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Green mimosas i think yes
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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