How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
jump out the window naked night went bad
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