your parents love me but you hate me
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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