Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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