I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize