I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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