ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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