he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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