Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You are the jesus of drinking
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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