forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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