and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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