Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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