in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You're like the curious george of whores
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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